To the Moon

I recently heard of this old superstition that shaking an empty wallet to a full moon will make me wealthy. Tonight’s supposed to be a full moon, the last one of the year, which probably means it’s extra special, maybe a million dollars special. I can’t see the moon right now, but that doesn’t mean it’s not there. So I’ll be outside shaking my wallet to wherever I think it is. But instead of money, I think I’ll ask the Moon for something else.